getoffmybloghoe:

it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order



“And now - Piertotum Locomotor!” cried Professor McGonagall.

And all along the corridor the statues and suits of armor jumped down from their plinths, and from the echoing crashes from the floors above and below, Harry knew that their fellows throughout the castle had done the same.

“Hogwarts is threatened!” shouted Professor McGonagall. “Man the boundaries, protect us, do your duty to our school!”

Clattering and yelling, the horde of moving statues stampeded past Harry: some of them smaller, others larger, than life. There were animals too, and the clanking suits of armor brandished swords and spiked balls on chains.





4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes









When I’m doing movies, I’m really happy. That’s where I’m comfortable, that’s my home. When you put me on a red carpet or on a stage, I turn into chihuahua Jennifer.



Interviewer: I don’t want to burst your bubble, but you do know about Santa. You know the secret about Santa?



“Yeh’d be mad ter try an’ rob it, I’ll tell ye that. Never mess with goblins, Harry. Gringotts is the safest place in the world fer anything yeh want ter keep safe - ‘cept maybe Hogwarts.”
-Rubeus Hagrid